Jehovasaurus.

This is apparently a true story. Well, not necessarily the reign of dinosaurs thing. Although, we should have whatever the equivalent of
33 years is in Komodo Dragon years. Another one of those weird lizard things, it's all very Jurassic Park. Anyway, this is my response to it. Probably because I'm rereading Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff,
by Christopher Moore. If you haven't read it, I highly recommend it, it's hilarious, especially if you lean towards being a blasphemous type, like I do. (Blaspheme, blaspheyou, blashpheverybodyinthewoooorld.)