Quinn and Kara's election coverage:
Kara: CNN is much slower than NBC
Kara: CNN is only saying 77/34 Obama
Quinn: sad foar dem
Kara: NBC says 103/34 Obama
Quinn: :]
Quinn: Milez has been campaigning foar Obama
Quinn: I say heez a pimp.
Kara: i seed on his eljay
Quinn: mhmm
Quinn: Obama got a mad sholda lean
Kara: -dies-
Quinn: wurd.
Quinn: In da debates, he just be chillen on his stool like "An wut?"
Quinn: Google has O - 78, McCain 34
Kara: dear NBC, you're blowing your load too early
Quinn: hee
Kara: dear tv personality:
Quinn: yaws?
Kara: "They were not like surprised" is not an acceptable phrase out of your mouth.
Kara: UR STOOPIT
Kara: love, kara
Quinn: hee.
Quinn: lahk ewmagawd!
Kara: srsly.
Kara: fox says 81/39 obama
Quinn: They're begrudging...
Kara: which is why I'm following them
Quinn: cnn online says 103/34
Quinn: Good point.
Kara: if they call something for obama, you know it's gone to obama
Quinn: yeah.
Kara: ...good lord, nbc!
Quinn: yaws?
Kara: 200/85
Quinn: I know.
Quinn: Miles came out a while ago and was like, 175-whatever
Quinn: I was like, who are you watching?
Kara: cnn says 174/64
Quinn: Fox.com is holding strong at 81-39
Kara: yep
Kara: hee.
Kara: they also have nader on there.
Kara: -giggles-
Quinn: hee.
Kara: even nader doesn't take himself seriously anymore
Quinn: I also like how the picture they have of Obama is like ":[
Quinn: and McCaine is like :D
Quinn: The other sites are all :] :)
Quinn: And that was tonight's presentation of election coverage, as told in smilies.
Kara: I liked it
Quinn: :]
Quinn: Ahm a pundit.
Kara: hee.
Kara: I like listening to you best
Quinn: :]
Quinn: ahm a gud pundit.
Quinn: google has 175/52
Kara: I wish fox had a map
Quinn: dey do on their site- but iz nawt color cowded.
Quinn: hats.
Quinn: I only like things that are color coded.
Kara: hee
Kara: I'm color coded
Quinn: :]
Kara: dear fox
Kara: GO
Kara: love, kara
Quinn: hee
Quinn: dey slow.
Quinn: CNN.com has 199/78
Kara: yes dey doo
Quinn: :]
Quinn: Obama be all like: "pwnz0r b!t$ch" and mccain be all "Laughing Out Loud maverck!"
Kara: -dies-
Kara: -srsly-
Kara: dear california -- what's it doin? show meeeeeeeeeeeee! love, kara
Quinn: bru, duh.
Quinn: we all on the left cowst.
Kara: but prop 8?
Kara: -concerned-
Quinn: o yah
Quinn: dats is stoopit
Kara: well duh
Kara: wow.
Kara: cnn says obama's only trailing by 1% in nebraska
Quinn: damn
Kara: 207/89 CNN
Quinn: w00t!
Quinn: Iowa going for Obama!
Quinn: :]
Kara: srsly?
Quinn: I think better of them now.
Kara: go iowa!
Quinn: mhm, on the cnn website
Kara: wow
Kara: even fox is saying 75% iowa to obama
Quinn: Nice!
Quinn: day gaved c0rn the right to bote.
Quinn: itz democratic
Kara: granted, that's with less than 1/10th of a percent of the districts reporting...
Kara: dear fox.
Kara: you wicked slow.
Quinn: yawp
Kara: like -- slower than when I run.
Quinn: dey so sad
Kara: SO sad.
Quinn: they teerz make mud and they falls down on the job.
Kara: hee.
Kara: they also don't believe in boting rights for corn
Quinn: iz okai. i had to walk with mud boots. its hard when you astoopit
Kara: you'd know
Kara: ROFL
Quinn: ....
Quinn: bitsch.
Kara: come on virginia!
Kara: is 50/49 O, according to fox
Quinn: oplz!
Kara: with 85.5 in.
Kara: know what'd be nice?
Kara: if obama won alaska
Quinn: lawl!
Quinn: it would.
Kara: -dies-
Kara: Sarah Palin's from the block.
Kara: “So we have a very optimistic, very confident view of what’s going to happen today, and again, so glad to get to be home in Wasilla, to cast this vote because forever I’m gonna be Sarah from Alaska and it’s an honor to get to be here with my friends and family,” Palin said.
Quinn: hahahaha
